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This is a custom RPG I made that has a high fantasy setting with a focus on freedom and customization. One of our players is really into the idea of necromancy, so he made a necromancer.
The party was still split on how they wanted to play at the time so they were just playing neutral. The following is a conversation between our Necromancer and our thief.
Necromancer: “Listen, I have to obtain an army of the undead someway.“Thief: “Right, but can’t we do it in a not-so-evil way?”
Necromancer: “Well I mean there’s lots of ways. We could kill people and raise them…”
Thief: “Evil…”
Necromancer: “Alright, what if we pair humans together and make them have babies, then kill the babies for a skeletal baby army? Then the people won’t be getting hurt.”
Thief: “That’s even more evil!”
Necromancer: “No, it’s efficient.”
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